D0xxCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your ex blocking you out of nowhere after 8 months of talking? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got revenge plots crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic cum tribute battles – because nothing says victory like building a giant monument out of, well, you know. And hey, if you can decode our secret messages and uncover the identity of our mysterious player, you might just unlock the key to posting nudes on the server!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride more intense than trying to survive a zombie horde at night. Because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and only the craziest survive. Join now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Towns Built:	1	Ores Mined:	7315
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Potions Brewed:	90	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crops Grown:	5374	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dimension Hops:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchantments Applied:	154	Magical Moments Shared:	11

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Star Shards Collected:	293	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Emeralds Found:	7862
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runes Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!