CynicalMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Animals Bred:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1389	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9632

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	128645	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3824
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	3093
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Farms Harvested:	524
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Love Letters Sent:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3907	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	4705
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Votes:	9957	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	9353
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchantments Applied:	211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	7021	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.