| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5076 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3044 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
CyberMobMC.aternos.me:62569
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7408 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9246 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5422 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Votes: | 9754 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4182 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 190 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
idontnowt.aternos.me:14927
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 782 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1413 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3905 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7205 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5369 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 962 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1843 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7634 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2149 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1272 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8643 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3497 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 758942 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
