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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7918 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 46 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4221 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, dude. Like, the Russians are all up in here, trying to mess with France and stuff. They’re all like, “Let’s mess with the Olympics and elections, bro.” But like, don’t worry, we got this epic Minecraft server to distract them.
Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.
Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.
So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.
