Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	304
Star Shards Collected:	283	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Enchantments Applied:	136	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magic Items Found:	5981	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	4266	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	177
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!