Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	826	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	872

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	970	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ores Mined:	2853	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	861506	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	2589	Magic Items Found:	4059
Farms Harvested:	365	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	200018
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.