Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Towns Built: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4514
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6861
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7733 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension Hops: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 14478 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dimension Hops: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 New Chunks Explored: 964071
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Emeralds Found: 4448

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ores Mined: 5798
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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