Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	993	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4355

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6051	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.