Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	4608	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	2255	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5687	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1478

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	533804	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!