Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7076	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	806572	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5693
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Items Found:	5628	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	133
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	441271
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Emeralds Found:	2148	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2433	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.