Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	9066
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6881	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	2334	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	6505
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ores Mined:	6926	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mines Excavated:	1887
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5688	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1088	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!