Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Potions Brewed:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	8140
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	366	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4593	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.