Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mines Excavated:	1320	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Animals Bred:	117
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	54859
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9185
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	432	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Crops Grown:	7420
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	101

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	764159	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.