Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5864	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	251
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	867
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	128	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Crops Grown:	7185	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!