Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	840689
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	2637	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ores Mined:	1241
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2519
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8110

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8185	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9685	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	607
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mines Excavated:	4719	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	8962	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3991
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!