Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	191	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Mines Excavated:	4016
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Emeralds Found:	8095

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6210
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	138	Enchantments Applied:	107
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	706	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.