Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Ores Mined: 4796
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Emeralds Found: 8358
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Crops Grown: 7696
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 141

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5925
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Towns Built: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Zombie Dances: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 61 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Farms Harvested: 134
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Enchantments Applied: 248
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 New Chunks Explored: 954187
    Runes Activated: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 455
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Runes Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6239 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Farms Harvested: 229
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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