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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3742 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 932121 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Enchantments Applied: 210 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3038 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 162
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 471 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Animals Bred: 48 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Animals Bred: 144
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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