Season 1
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| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.
Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1343 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 425331 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.
So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.
Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5508 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
