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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4455 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 7282 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 9451 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
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