lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed: 107 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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