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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 9391 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 166
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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