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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1037 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 954796 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3287 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!
