CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Potions Brewed:	75	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crops Grown:	4704
Void Armor Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	763890	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6253	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net