CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	168	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7324	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	754	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	4227	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4266
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2630	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.