CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	390594

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Items Found:	2431	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crops Grown:	3518	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2494
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Void Gems Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	331	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!