CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Magic Items Found:	6940
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	702186
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crops Grown:	5757	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Void Armor Forged:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	60
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.