CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Farms Harvested:	693	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	802943	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6994	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2534	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	931834	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).