CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	7098	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	219	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7731	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	856229	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Buildings Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Crops Grown:	8606	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!