CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Items Found:	6592	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8794

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	1281
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4479
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1458	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5572	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2004	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.