CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Emeralds Found:	9898

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	6579
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Animals Bred:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	837	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2719	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.