CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1732

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1824
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Animals Bred:	157	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2901
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.