CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	56
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Potions Brewed:	152	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ores Mined:	9002	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1603	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.