CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8504	Villages Defended:	10
Farms Harvested:	181	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	1678	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	3069
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	120	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Armor Forged:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.