CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1972	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	7402
Farms Harvested:	971	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1679	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	4061	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!