CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Emeralds Found:	3140
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Animals Bred:	159	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6413	Dragon Eggs Found:	1885
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.