CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	6107
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8531
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2961	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	920	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Towns Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.