CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9147	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	200	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Potions Brewed:	115
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	305
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	79
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.