CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AtlasCraft.xyz

Economy, Factions

We currently are made up of Veteran players from Geocraft. All of which are eager to come start on the fresh 1.15.2 1:1000 scale map. We invite you to come join our new world and help us grow! Our server plans to have bi-weekly in-game contests in which the winner/winners can win in-game items (ex: 2 spawners) We are always open to suggestions and care what our player base wants. Join our discord server for more updates and meet our fellow veteran players!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Quacitymc

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Real Life, Roleplay, Vehicles

QuaCity is a Minecraft RP server where you decide what you do and which story you create. Whether you go legally or illegally, every choice you make determines your adventure. Start your own business, compete with other players, or work together to achieve bigger goals. The QuaCity community is ready to help you and experience adventures with you. Discover what QuaCity has in store for you and determine your own future in this dynamic and interactive world!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Th Hook

PvE

-=[The Hook]=-

Come join us on the Hook TODAY! We are a PVE Economy 1.15.2 server, with plots coming soon. Our Minecraft server also has a Discord as well, which also includes an active staff team!

We have all the plugins you need like: -Towny -GUIShop – LUCK -Essentials

and much much more!!!

So what are you waiting for?! Join us on the Hook!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kuusacraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Survival | KitPVP | Creative | 1.15.2 + Roleplay on Survival

We are new server who is looking for Staff. We will have new gamemodes to play soon! Bedwars, skywars and Anarchy Survival! Join today! We are multi-language community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Earthnet x dinoverse

Arcade, OneBlock

**↪ Survival Feature**– Claim Land– Unique Daily Reward (Based on Ranks) ( Coming soon )– RPG System ( Coming soon )– Dungeon (Coming soon)– Crates– Shop– PlayerWarp– ChestShop– PlayerKit– AND MORE..

Server Gamemode:– Survival– OneBlock (Coming Soon)– Skyblock– MurderMystery– Arcade– Bedwars– ETC

Discord: https://discord.gg/mQ9qWA3ZkMIP Server: play.dinoverse.ml / play.earth-net.techVersion: 1.8.9 – 1.19.4MCPE Not Available

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sidonia

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla survival world for you and your friends to play on. Free to play no pay to win.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Meltdownminecraft

Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Small

Server IP: Play.meltdownminecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	152
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5683	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!