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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 5207 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 9226 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!