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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5448 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4837 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!