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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3212 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4634 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 902940 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!