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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 297 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 3935 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!