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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 479 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!