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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9340 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!