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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9562 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 316 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!