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Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1603	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	2598
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3117
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9499	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2913	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Potions Brewed:	195	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Animals Bred:	185	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6010	Ores Mined:	2299

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17