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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3570 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 5845 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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