Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9713	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5099	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1480	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	907636
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ores Mined:	9679

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	728	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com