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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8429

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	707017
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	2197	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	144
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	130419
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	3885	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1660	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Potions Brewed:	55
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Emeralds Found:	8148
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.